February 2011
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Watchfunnyordie:
Valentine’s Day Special
A classic Valentine’s Day service with a new twist.
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AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN
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{ louder than sirens, louder than bells }: REBLOG... →
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February 27th 1997
July 3rd, 1995.
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JUNE 23rd 1987
GET OFF MY INTERNET YOU WHIPPER SNAPPERS. *shakes cane*
September 15th 1985
January 2011
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WTF am I doing? →
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Ok so here's my story, again... →
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ilyketurtles:
Guys, I’m fucking sick of this. I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too,...
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How great Apple Is
Imagine fifty thousand men trapped on a desert island, deprived of food and water and sex, but somehow kept alive for fifty thousand years. Then, after they’ve been tormented a hundred steps beyond insanity, tortured past self-mutilation and cannibalism, somebody drops off a perfectly cooked steak shaped exactly like a naked woman. If you could then capture the sound of the fucking and...
Proud to live in Canada mofo!
50 Fahrenheit (10 C) New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably Canadians Sunbathe. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian Cars won’t start Canadians drive with the windows down 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) Distilled water freezes Canadian water gets thicker. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York City landlords...
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Reblog si hablas español
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