Imagine fifty thousand men trapped on a desert island, deprived of food and water and sex, but somehow kept alive for fifty thousand years. Then, after they’ve been tormented a hundred steps beyond insanity, tortured past self-mutilation and cannibalism, somebody drops off a perfectly cooked steak shaped exactly like a naked woman. If you could then capture the sound of the fucking and tearing her to shreds and broadcast it into the center of your skull at 50,000 watts, it would still sound better than a mac fanboy droning on about how great Apple is.
